don't hate...

because i got my awesome birthday shoes.

 they are these.
(sorry for the opening picture of someone's fake, airbrushed booty)

so apparently by the middle of summer...

my butt will be 28% firmer.

my hamstrings & calves will be 11 % more toned.

and i will be vacuuming in my underwear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

my guess is that...

i'll have 28% more blisters on my feet.

my back will ache 11% more.

and the dog will have lost 5 pounds.

but a girl can try...can't she?