Thursday, May 13, 2010

don't hate...

because i got my awesome birthday shoes.
 they are these.
(sorry for the opening picture of someone's fake, airbrushed booty)


so apparently by the middle of summer...
my butt will be 28% firmer.
my hamstrings & calves will be 11 % more toned.
and i will be vacuuming in my underwear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

my guess is that...
i'll have 28% more blisters on my feet.
my back will ache 11% more.
and the dog will have lost 5 pounds.

but a girl can try...can't she?

2 comments:

  1. i don't think i can open your blog anymore....all the porn and all.

    :)

    if only it were so easy....

    ReplyDelete
  2. wow.......................shake it baby (:

    ReplyDelete

i heart comments!!